My pick for a live-action Samus


Posted by Eric on Wednesday, May 13th, 2015 in Gaming Life / Movies

It’s always fun to speculate a live action Metroid. Most arguments revolve around the actor, and if I had my say there is no way in hell it would be a "star." No Charlize Theron, no Michelle Rodriguez, blah blah blah.

Gwendoline Christie.

Gwendoline Christie
Source: cinemablend.com

Any Game of Thrones fans out there? Her character oozes presence and muscle, but Gwendoline is actually a pretty stunning femme fatale. Her build and demeanor make her a great choice for Samus IMO. Plus she’s a nerd. She’s gonna be in Star Wars. A fucking hot nerd.

I get it. "Samus is a sex idol! Even without zero suit. (zomg what’s she wearing under that armor!)" But realistically? Only in a fanboy’s wet dream. A woman in her position with her experience is not gonna be some permed up doll from Victoria’s Secret. She’s gonna be a wall built from a past of trauma and violence. Think about it.

Take Ripley for example (the obvious and most logical reference - I mean for fucks sake, Metroid was based on the Alien movies): not the first pick in the lineup in terms of cultural hotness, but Sigourney Weaver is pretty fine based on her ability to be a badass. Her androgynous features made her a sexy badass to both men and women. Also she’s a great actor...

Sigourney Weaver
Source: fanpop.com

Want a real movie with the possibility of a sequel and real cult following? You pick a nobody who’s hot for their abilities as an actor, not their looks.

Gwendoline Christie
Source: purepeople.com

You wanna make a Metroid movie that appeals to giddy teen boys and vapid bros? By all means, grab Cameron Diaz or any other Hollywood Barbie that would pass a Michael Bay screening.

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Posted by Eric on Thursday, January 10th, 2013 in Creativity

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I’m starting a new series of I-don’t-know-how-many posts talking about creativity from the minds of the mainstream. I’ll be talking about videos or articles about popular artists, musicians, directors, and the like and how they talk about some of their best work. I’m sharing the things that I find inspiration in, and maybe they’ll inspire you, too. Who gives a shit?

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Alright, SEGA. Sit down.

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Posted by Eric on Friday, January 06th, 2012 in Rants

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The Skyrim Effect - I still jump from excitement whenever the word "Skyrim" is said by characters in the game.

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