Sarah Palin = ...Billy Madison?


Posted by Eric on Friday, September 26th, 2008 in Politics / Rants

It doesn’t really matter who you vote for because comedy is comedy. Both political parties have been faced with some tough on-the-spot questions and had some pretty irrelevant answers. If I were in their position, I would say something to the fact of, "To be honest, and I’m not gonna lie to you, but I’m not prepared to answer that question. :) " Politics is kinda like the S.A.T., ya know? Leaving a blank answer won’t necessary hurt your score, but answering incorrectly will. Anyway, check this out:

Allow me to rephrase that in a way that’s a little easier to understand:
"Oils is a fungible commodity where molecules and congress are very hungry and allow export bans on Americans holding bags of source in domestic markets first." = I... AM... JOB!

MRS. DOUBTFIRE WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOULS!

Again, sarcasm aside, she does make a pretty valid point, regardless of the gibberish verbal diarrhea that happened to spill out. Her response basically said that she hopes Congress would make an educated decision on the matter and take into account the people that worked to harness and produce said energies. To sum it up, there’s people in OUR country that congress should appease before it decides make bank on selling our sh*t to other countries.

Ugh...oil runs this planet!

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