A much needed absence…

Posted by SpaghettiOh on Friday, March 27th, 2009 in Rants

Needless to say I’m totally full of suck when it comes to keeping this website up over the last couple months. I’ve been taking a sort-of vacation…from everything…and everyone. Most likely this will continue for another month or so as I’m rounding up some side-projects for a couple people and moving to a new flat. Not to mention I caught the second round of the damned workplace plague. I swear when I’m done this time I’m closing my door, and no one is allowed in without proper sterilization and an EMF test.

I’ve got a lot to say, so the rest of this article will probably just be a bunch of jumbled bull shit. If you’ve been following any of the articles I’ve written thus far or kept up with the things I generally talk about, everything should make sense.

First off, all I’m going to do is post this one image. One image should be the gavel for the case I’ve made. Ready?

A Jelly Belly video game, huh? Well then....
Court is adjourned.

Second, the new Mazda 3 is coming out this year for the 2010 lineup. I currently own a 2004 model, and I’m honestly quite impressed. I see a lot of bitching and complaining about the “grin”-style grille on the front, and I have to say, if you honestly would not buy a car because you think it looks like it’s smiling then you’re a total dumb ass. The grille doesn’t look like a grin, it looks like it’s ready for a rally event, and it’s fucking awesome. Besides, even if it did look like a grin, what the hell is wrong with a “happy” car? People bought Dodge Neons didn’t they?

Zoom Zoom
“Oh yes, she will be mine.”

Third, a new Batman game has been in the works for some time, Arkham Asylum. Yeah…it looks totally bad ass. A definite buy. I mean, come on, Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill doing the voices for Batman and Joker? Ultimate win right there.

A Quick thought:

I wish GM and Chrysler would just STFU and die already. The quality of your cars sucks. Your designs suck. You suck.

Auto Industry FAIL
“Whoops! We forgot to change some shit! Oh well. MORE MONEY PLZ”

And by the way…What the HELL is wrong with GM?? Redesigning the Malibu before the Impala?? Not only that, but making the Malibu MUCH better looking?? WTF?!

Le sigh… it’s been a helluva long week. Keep an eye out for some more articles soon. I have too many drafts piling up…